Friday, April 16, 2010

Hungry?.... Y wait?.....


Change is HERE people!!!!!!!
Our President is hard at work for the people, and yes even KOONS are considered people. For all of you KOONS who only voted for him because of the light tint of brown on his face, he knows who yall are and YES, HE DOES DELIVER....


On my MOMMA, On my HOOD,

KoonJewce


Anyone for cheese "doodoos" n Hotfries?


So when is it exactly...to "just say no'?


(Taps on mic) ATTENTION EVERYONE #Shoutout to the special guest tonite Mama Cee-Lo...



Sista Shabazz....please lend the sista in on the left ur scarf...so she can cover up that jacked hairline...Thanks....

Man....F8ck deez....


I found this mini prince charming on a social networking site page....(aint one of my friends)... and the mother was so proud of her son...she decided to post this picture of him...AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.... #EPICFAIL IN PARENTING...

DO BETTA,
BEANZ

Looks precious like a lil baybeeeee



Oooooo gosh........ IT MOVES!!!! (side eye)....GOTDAMMIT them Koreans keep on winning...with all this female koon shit wonderful hair products and weaves....to give those who f*cked up their hair with other haircare products a second chance....

P.s. and whats the deal with black folk and baby hair?Thanks Qwonda....and her 'moving' baby hair... BeanZ

Can you hear me now?


I'm with the white man in the back...I'm too through...I'm wavin the damn white flag.....AUNT VICKY!!! uncle victor its time you take that Milky way indian remi jheri curl out...and work on ur edges...I can't and you shouldnt either...

The Koreans won this round,
BeanZ

NO WIFE'n IN THE CLUB....

Gimmie $20, Gimmie $20....come one...come all...and come get your cousins...(click on pics to enlarge)

Get them Easter colors poppin Hunnay! (check out my dude with the pink stockings)


Death to the inventor of lace front wigs...(especially blond ones) I can't and you shouldn't either!


Please tell your cousin D'Kwon to get it together...Thanks


So ur practically naked...but you keep them socks on?

Thursday, April 15, 2010

NO GYM, NO CRY.....

Here we go people,
What is going on in the playgrounds across america.....are our children safe wit these koons all over the place?
It's one thing to be resourceful, but it's another thing to be climbing all over place and looking like NATURAL BORN ASSASSINS.... "MONKEYS!!!! Look they're everywhere", said the white man walking the French poodle..smh..and once again...before 8pm...


personally terrified,

koonjewce

P.S. - THE SONG IN THE BACKGROUND ISN'T HELPING AT ALL.....c'mon people