It's Been A Looooonnngg time, But Look what I brought..

So...I've been away for a while but i figured you guys were hungry for some more Koonery...WELP!!! here it is..

Good aint it?

KoonJeWce

Do you SEE what I SEE?!!

NOW NOW NOW.. this KOON is a legend in his own right, but there are things that you can and cant do. If we ALWAYYSS see you with ur glasses on then you should just keep it that way...you cant spring shit like this on us..get it together stevey...


Koonjewce

Parenting at it's finest?

This is one of the most shocking things that i've seen done....that wasn't by a KOON.....this lil gupta child (that's what i'm calling them) is puffin on the nicotine and this lil nigga is doin tricks. He blowin smoke into the shape of buddha and everything. He's actually pretty talented. But all i can say is I'm glad it's not a Koon baby.....but in the mean time...message to Indonesia: Step your Parenting game UP....

KOonJeWcE

Welcome to KIM NAIL ...

(in Korean accent) "We don' do tha hea'....hurryupndry!"

Question....how do you wipe with those on?....nuff said...


Trax Stars!

BEANZ!!!

Crank that...and now this!!!!

I am speechless.....enjoy this love fest....

BAH,
BeanZ

"Poak Chops" n "Fried Chicken...

It's about to be barbecue season...and since we are on music...how bout some food inspired music videos....

BON APPETITE!








Thank you Nas!

BeanZ

Todays Positive Figure...

INTRODUCING The Great Daryl Nathan!

The Great Daryl Nathan is a musician and entertainer! He first attained notoriety with his local public access television show during the mid-90s with his program "The Great Daryl Nathan Entertainment Show". Although few people ever achieve fame by appearing on public access tv, Daryl quickly became a bit of a local celebrity in the Grand Rapids area. Part of Daryl's success was due to his eccentric visual impression on his audience. He is most famous for his long curly wig, eyeliner and flamboyant yet dated tuxedo, and sitting behind a cheap keyboard, often in front of the public-access staple background of a curtain and fake plants. His songs are catchy, whimsical and but bizarre, include hits like "Spinning Wheel" "She Put A Napkin On My Plate," and "Pretty Fine Girls," only to name a few. Daryl wrote many songs, mostly from "The Great Daryl Nathan Rehearsal Hall" (his bedroom). Daryl was also known for his offbeat poetry, such as "Silk and Velvet," involving a conversation between these two fabrics about their sensual properties.Daryl still lives in Grand Rapids but apparently has not been performing since the early 2000's.

Lets Give a "One time" for this amazing talent!

Wow'd,
BEANZ

I'm BaaCKKKK!!

Yezzir! We at it again....sorry for the delay...I had too much going on...from car accidents...to my computer catchin a Koon virus (it just didn't wanna work)...I can't...anyhow I've come across much during that time period...and SHO' NUFF mama is gonna share....



So...I'm a fan of the arts...painting, sculpture, music, and especially dance....BUT at Mcdonalds? Walmart? HEY DON'T KNOCK IT TIL YOU TRY IT!

Ride that wave,
BeanZ

Hungry?.... Y wait?.....

Change is HERE people!!!!!!!

Our President is hard at work for the people, and yes even KOONS are considered people. For all of you KOONS who only voted for him because of the light tint of brown on his face, he knows who yall are and YES, HE DOES DELIVER....

On my MOMMA, On my HOOD,

KoonJewce

Anyone for cheese "doodoos" n Hotfries?

So when is it exactly...to "just say no'?


(Taps on mic) ATTENTION EVERYONE #Shoutout to the special guest tonite Mama Cee-Lo...



Sista Shabazz....please lend the sista in on the left ur scarf...so she can cover up that jacked hairline...Thanks....

Man....F8ck deez....

I found this mini prince charming on a social networking site page....(aint one of my friends)... and the mother was so proud of her son...she decided to post this picture of him...AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.... #EPICFAIL IN PARENTING...

DO BETTA,
BEANZ

Looks precious like a lil baybeeeee

Oooooo gosh........ IT MOVES!!!! (side eye)....GOTDAMMIT them Koreans keep on winning...with all this female koon shit wonderful hair products and weaves....to give those who f*cked up their hair with other haircare products a second chance....

P.s. and whats the deal with black folk and baby hair?Thanks Qwonda....and her 'moving' baby hair... BeanZ

Can you hear me now?

I'm with the white man in the back...I'm too through...I'm wavin the damn white flag.....AUNT VICKY!!! uncle victor its time you take that Milky way indian remi jheri curl out...and work on ur edges...I can't and you shouldnt either...

The Koreans won this round,
BeanZ

NO WIFE'n IN THE CLUB....

Gimmie $20, Gimmie $20....come one...come all...and come get your cousins...(click on pics to enlarge)

Get them Easter colors poppin Hunnay! (check out my dude with the pink stockings)


Death to the inventor of lace front wigs...(especially blond ones) I can't and you shouldn't either!


Please tell your cousin D'Kwon to get it together...Thanks


So ur practically naked...but you keep them socks on?

NO GYM, NO CRY.....

Here we go people,

What is going on in the playgrounds across america.....are our children safe wit these koons all over the place?

It's one thing to be resourceful, but it's another thing to be climbing all over place and looking like NATURAL BORN ASSASSINS.... "MONKEYS!!!! Look they're everywhere", said the white man walking the French poodle..smh..and once again...before 8pm...

personally terrified,

koonjewce

P.S. - THE SONG IN THE BACKGROUND ISN'T HELPING AT ALL.....c'mon people

Its April 15th kiddies....

Today is the last day to send Uncle Sam ya ''moneys" n forms (p.s he knows about the money in the shoebox under the bed), time to claim all of Cousin Ray Ray's kids...and for those of you who have already filed....yall "seasonal ballers" just don't know how to act...buying things you just don't need when your credit score is a 15 doesn't make sense...c'mon...pay your bills off...now isn't the time to buy Gucci trash bags...and Fendi toilet paper...or even 24'' rims for your 1995 acura legend...Don't have any outstanding bills??? How 'bout you INVEST YOUR MONEY!!! (Stocks, Bonds, real estate, or a college fund for your children)...I know that Indian remi jheri-curl 24 inch looks silky smooth in the display case...but ask yourself....what would Jesus do? LOL

I'm Rich B*tch,
BeanZ

I count chips like Count dracula....

Its about that time folks...you knew...Miss Minaj's shuckery would surface on this website...welp THERE IS A GOD...someone has finally challenged the barbie leader to do better. I'm not condoning the violence mentioned in the female rapper Keys' lyrics.....BUT....somebody's gotta do the dirty work. Enjoy I will keep you updated! #TeamKeys..

Young Money,
BeanZ

Keys Freestyle POW!




Nicki's Response


and then Keys Responds...POW BAM BOOM! "umpa lumpa"....

Welp......

O-tay is right...Its about that time folks.... I hope you've learned much...If not, I'll teach that a**....Until we meet again....

Love,
BeanZ

So you wanna be a playa huh?

Great marketing idea....most black people are illiterate...so lets make a cassette tape for them to play with the instructions (mean sideeye here) ....please tell me this isn't real....

For God's Sake,
BeanZ

Call me so I can make it Juicy for ya!

Did he just take a bite from that Watermelon and say "Lawd...have mercy (juicy mouthed)" #Jesustakethewheel....

Please Pray for Bro. Petey....he's working on bringing down his blood pressure

Please send help,
BEANZ

Hot Sausages?

#dieslow....."Why must I cryyyyyy"

BeanZ

Everest College Commercial - Hood Variant

A Junior Lawyer = Paralegal....#dead
BeanZ

Yo Yo Yo

Your daily dose of positivity...."I used to be a dirty diva"....I've had enough!


BeanZ

Diggy Simmons | Made You Look Freestyle

So just to make sure you don't think that we are all about the negative....Here's a bright young man who is very talented and truly has the mind of an entrepreneur. I Support "Diggy" Simmons. Enjoy!

Please don't fail me,
BeanZ

International Koonery

*50 cent laugh* Can't knock his hustle...you know what....Lol I'm making this a featured post! POW

BeanZ

O_o

I can't and you shouldn't either....see and this is why she can't sell records...(uncle joey style.... "cut it out")
BeanZ

I heard the UniverSOUL Circus is hiring

So this is what we do in the club now?!

Mama would be proud!

Peace,
BEANZ

............. wherever you are..... #YOUNEEDYAASSBEAT...(wherever IT is..) This is what i'm talking about, this is clearly before 8pm....I cant help you, if you don't wanna help yourself....

WHY MAMMIE WHY....

KoonJewce

This goes out to the beautiful girlsss....

....which one of yall...(in trey songz voice)....thats right folks...black people aren't the only ones who display instances of coonage....

United We Stand,

BeanZ

So......

So I'm not sure if I can label this coonage....however I felt uneasy with the lil porker singing into a banana and shuckin' n jivin.... you be the judge...



I guess,

BeanZ

MoMents OF RefLECtion

Hello, I am here to give my strong opinion of KOON activity in society. PERSONALLY, I fully condone it with boundaries. Like always, it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt or the MAN is at your door with the cuffs. PEOPLE (black and Spanish descent) we canNOT come out of the house ("casa" for the spanish community) with ALL of our backs out, its not right. Yall trynna put us back in house dresses and bandanas, I cant go back to that. PEOPLE we canNOT be 20+ in age with no diploma/ GED, all i can say to that is, #YOUNEEDYAASSBEAT. And lastly, PEOPLE we canNOT display such KOON activities before 8pm, because the MAN is still in KOON judging mode. We can't make it so easy for them. NOW that is just a short list of reasons PEOPLE. I loooove KOONING around with the best of em, but you gotta KNOW your BOUNDARIES.

C'mon PEOPLE,

we gotta do better

Yours Truly,

KoonJewce

BABY JESUS HELP!!!

(silence)...........(clears throat)...ehhhhemmm.... I don't even know where to start......Parenting #epicfail! First off kids don't learn that from sesame street! They learn that from either the television or their sperm and egg donors (aka their parents)! I can't imagine any "Real" parent watching their daughter P*$$Y pop on a wall during a birthday party and be O.K with it. Her mother should have snatched her up by her ankle and shake the coonery out of her.... Folks....this is devastating....

LAWD,

BeanZ

It's "Barbie" Coonage at its best! Brielle Chloe Chanel & an LSS Voguing Train (Pt. I)

Personally, I can't deal with the fact that HIS (there is no way that's a woman) top row and bottom row of teeth will never touch. This "Barbie" right here is far from "Mattel" brand...I can't deal with the "magnum rainstorm" ,the blond wig, pink lips, or the lisp and that he's 21! ...(you can thank Miss Minaj for that). I can't...and you shouldn't either. Do better!

#babyjesushelp

Yours truly,
Beanz

"All Coons Look Alike to Me"

Its true...all coons do look alike...to me at least LOL ...However I am not talking about coons in the same sense that Ernest Hogan was referring to "everyday black folk" of his time. I'm talking about the real "Koons" of the 21st century...those (especially if you are black) who make you just shake your head...make you turn the channel...those that the news anchors love to do stories about...those that take black people back 50 years! You know who they are...and if you don't we will be sure to present them to you...not to glorify 'em...but to encourage the black community to do better...and expect better from our entertainers...(and I can't front...yea for comedic enjoyment as well). Enjoy!


Yours Truly,

KoonJewce n Beanz